The First Day of the Rest of My Life

Monday, September 04, 2006

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY SHOES...

You two are a pair of liars. You looked so nice on the shelf of my friend's store. And mud flaps! How novel!

But why did you have to go and chew up my heel tonight during my run/jog/walk? You didn't do it last night. Was it due to overwork? If that's the case, I'll not overburden you guys. But I'm trying to look somewhat presentable for my 10-year reunion in October, and you guys ruining my feet aren't helping matters.

Need breaking in? Sure, I'll bend the back of the shoe until it becomes as bendy as my old girlfriend. Help me help you...

Greg

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