Either Glenn needs to lay off the sci-fi, or maybe VH1 has now become a bastion of journalism. Either way, the following should shock you as much as it shocked me.

Best Week Ever scooped Instapundit.

July 3: "The Post reports that Padma Lakshmi, newly divorced from writer Salman “Sal Bass” Rushdie..."

July 9: "EASY ON THE EYES, BUT HARD ON THE HEART: Padma Lakshmi dumps Salman Rushdie."

My world is coming down all around me now....