Okay, so I went to Las Vegas and lived to tell about it. I'll be sure to give you a more detailed story later, but, for now, some bullet points to jog my memory...

- Seeing Criss Angel
- Needing more than 6.5
- Two thrill rides, one on a roller coaster, one on an elevator
- Seeing G
- Seeing G's sister
- Seeing G's sister's cleavage
- Seeing cleavage everywhere
- Herding cats
- Sucking for a buck
- American Modernism
- Rockin' pinays
- Slip-slidin'
- Fast cars
- Dining animal style
- Needing tax forms on vacation
- Bad money management
- Room sharing