My wish list...

- I wish life consisted of more than work and sitting on my couch.
- I wish random strangers would stop sending me provocative pictures over myspace.
- I wish I was a little bit taller.
- I wish I actually could have a day off without any repercussions.
- I wish my stairs weren't frozen.
- I wish I was a baller.
- I wish comics would stop defending themselves over the Web.
- I wish I could come up with something as clever as this.
- I wish I knew a girl who looked good.